That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!- Calvin

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unicorn/s on the loose

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dinwos:

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paperbacksandpencils:

mr-prongs:

wildfire-whiz-bang:

“Turn right in 2 miles. Do not disappoint me.”

“How grand it must be to have the luxury of not taking Exit 12. Turn around when possible, you bumbling idiot.” 

“How extraordinarily like your father you are; he would have missed the turn-off too. Turn around and go back, you pathetic fool.”

“There will be no foolish lane-merging or silly u-turns in the next mile.”

“Miss the right turn? 20 liters off for your car.”

/somehow dumps gas out of car 

Recalculating..potter..

“You insolent fool, do not wait so long to turn. People will think you’re…up to something.”

TURN TO ROAD THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.

(Source: wellblainelovesfootball)

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